Forenote: If you are homosexual and/or ridiculously sympathetic and easily offended by terms such as fag and queer, don't read the post script. Kthxbi. When we last left our hero, he was...tired. Guess what? He's still tired. As fudge. I don't know how tired fudge is, but I'm making the assumption that fudge is very very tired. Which I assume you inferred from the "he's still tired" bit. And the last installment...in which it's clearly stated that fudge is extremely tired. Go ahead. Look it up. I'll wait. ... It doesn't seem like you're looking. So I guess that means that you've concluded I am correct, or, (big or)...wait...OR... there we go. OR, you've grown weary of the balogna that is this...blog thingy...and moved else where. In either case, I'm disappointed in you. Very disappointed in you. You should be ashamed of yourself. Twice. Um....shoes. I wear shoes occasionally. They're uncomfortable and I hate them. 'nuff said. Pretty sure I'm bored as hell right now. And tired as hell. Again...I'm making an assumption. I don't actually know if hell is bored or tired. Check your manuals and get back to me on that. I'm gonna type some random letters and see if they make a word. Here goes: t r o ...this is getting kind of good...contiuing on... u t h e a d. apparently I randomly typed trouthead. Let's discuss. You first. yes...interesting. No, I believe that the actual root of the word head is persian. Close enough. No, you sit on it. If you're going to turn this discussion into an arguement, I'm just going to block you out with my invisible walls of solitude. Well there's a roof now. Ass. It doesn't need a basment, it goes straight to the real floor. Seriously...if you're going to be a child, I'm not going to talk to you anymore. That's it...your speaking priveleges? Revoked. You're not allowed to talk until i envoke them. It is too a word. It means call out or something like that. Ok, you could have just used context clues and figured what I meant for yourself. Really now... Is it weird that I make up conversations with people that don't exist? Yeah, I don't think so either. I mean...shit...I gotta talk to someone. So I'm knee deep in the bitch, right? And...oh...sorry...kinda personal. Have you ever wondered how make-up started to become popular? I bet it was a man. A genious man. A man who looked at a horsefaced woman and said, "Hey...I bet if you glob this stuff all over your face you'll actually be attractive enough to someone for them to bone you." So...I just realized I spelled genius wrong. And you know what? I'm not gonna change it. I'm gonna leave it like that for someone who is all nit-picky about spelling and grammar that it just pokes and pokes and pokes them in their minds til they go insane. MuhuahahahahahaaaaaI'm retarded. You ever wonder where the term "nit-picky" came from? I do. I imagine it came from when people used to have to delouse people by hand instead of coating their craniums with poisonous gellies and foams. *sigh* those were the days. ...hrrm. I think there's something lacking in my posts. Give me your opinions dammit. And then I can make fun of them here and laugh at you out...loud...in ones and zeros. Muhuahahahahaaa... Seriously tho. Let me know if I'm boring. Cuz I'll stop. Or tell you to shut the fuck up and stop reading if you don't like it. And let me know if I'm awesome. Cuz even though I already think it, it'd be nice to have proof that other people agree with me about it. Fo sho. Aaaaaand I'm spent. Twice. In yo face. biotch. Go away. P.S. I'm not actually on drugs mom...if you read this. Or police neither. And by that I mean I'm talking to the police...not denying my sexual encounters with the boys and or girls in blue. Or occasionally black. And then the weird county sheriff guys in that brownish color. Or girls. Guys or girls in that brownish color. And the stupid hats. Those things are so queer looking. And by queer I mean odd. Nothing to do with homosexuality or anything of that sort. I mean, if I was going to talk about homosexuals I'd say gays...or fags. One of the two. More likely fags tho. Just cuz I did some research on the word. heh...did you know that the term "flaming" when refering to homosexuals dates back to the middle ages? True story. Ask me about it sometime. Kind of funny. Moreso morbid. And mean. And really really not respectful of fags. I'm done now. Promise. | 
